Nerdgasms

I disappeared from Tumblr because my parents have internet slower than a fat snail and then it logged me out and I didn't feel like resetting my password but now I'm back.

Sun, 19 May 2013 20:16:02 -0400

Absolutely flawless

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:22:50 -0400

Absolutely flawless

fuyumitsukai: The next person that places their money on the counter instead of in my hand is going...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:38:17 -0400

The next person that places their money on the counter instead of in my hand is going to have to pick it up because I’m just going to stare at my hand until they figure it out. Or maybe I’ll pretend to struggle with it so they feel bad.

Either way, don’t put your fucking coins on the counter. It’s rude.

THANK YOU! This drives me bonkers especially when the money is all wadded up. If there isn’t a line and they do this I make sure to take my time straightening the bills and making sure they face the same way before I put them in my drawer.

Seriously, just hand me the fucking money because I am a human.

a-song-of-ice-and-fire: Reading AFFC and I come across this...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 16:56:22 -0400

a-song-of-ice-and-fire:

Reading AFFC and I come across this amazing line from Kevan Lannister [AFFC]

i love gameofthrones

thefingerfuckingfemalefury: THESE GIFS ARE...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:50:58 -0400

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THESE GIFS ARE UNAAAAACEPTAAAAAAAABBBLE

I LOOKED AT THE GAME OF THRONES TAG FOR THE FIRST TIME AND EVERYTHING MAKES ME WANT TO CRY AND I REGRET READING THE BOOKS

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:50:22 -0400

EXCEPT THEY’RE THE MOST MAGICAL THINGS AND I LOVE THEM AND I JUST CAN’T EMOTION

Photo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:47:33 -0400

zac-tac: kazard: residentfeline: roxasdavemakara: lepreas: c...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:36:30 -0400

zac-tac:

kazard:

residentfeline:

roxasdavemakara:

lepreas:

caturday:

New trick

c???ats?!?!???

cat that is a no

how do cats even work

Cats:

A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.

The little tufts of hair in a cat’s ear that help keep out dirt direct sounds into the ear, and insulate the ears are called “ear furnishings.”

The ability of a cat to find its way home is called “psi-traveling.” Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.

One reason that kittens sleep so much is because a growth hormone is released only during sleep.

A cat has 230 bones in its body. A human has 206. A cat has no collarbone, so it can fit through any opening the size of its head.

A cat’s nose pad is ridged with a unique pattern, just like the fingerprint of a human.

If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 °F.

A cat’s heart beats nearly twice as fast as a human heart, at 110 to 140 beats a minute.

Cats don’t have sweat glands over their bodies like humans do. Instead, they sweat only through their paws.

The claws on the cat’s back paws aren’t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don’t retract and, consequently, become worn.

Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.

Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.

A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.

A cat’s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.

Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their “righting reflex.” The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.

A cat can travel at a top speed of approximately 31 mph (49 km) over a short distance.

A cat’s hearing is better than a dog’s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.

A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

And that’s how cat’s work.

Thanks science

nigga-chan: fazstreetart: At the STWTS opening, I asked people...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:34:27 -0400

nigga-chan:

fazstreetart:

At the STWTS opening, I asked people to write their own captions to street harassers.

From Stop Telling Women to Smile Opening at Fresthetic on April 12, 2013. Brooklyn, NY.

Photos by Tatyana Fazlalizadeh

“nigga calm down & get an okcupid profile” GOODBYE OMFG

tremble little lion man, you’ll never settle any of your...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:33:22 -0400

tremble little lion man, you’ll never settle any of your scores

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS I HATE YOU OP SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN EMOTION

I don't remember if I already reblogged this and I don't feel like looking but holy fuck it's hilarious

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:30:26 -0400

Playboy: There's a video on YouTube called "Peter Dinklage Gets So Much Pussy" in which two guys talk about how much you've been getting laid since Game of Thrones. They estimate your sexual activity has increased 600 percent in the past few years. Does that sound about right?

Dinklage: It depends. By "pussy" do they mean actual pussy? Or is it a metaphor, like for gardening? Because if that's the case, then yes, I've been doing a lot of gardening lately. If they mean sex, they might be getting me confused with somebody else. But if pussy means wearing old-man sweaters and watering my herb garden, then absolutely, I'm getting so much pussy.

Peter Dinklage needs to marry me right this second

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:28:27 -0400

kiggor: Adorable Dog play with NYPD Police Horse Cutest thing...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:26:04 -0400

kiggor:

Adorable Dog play with NYPD Police Horse

Cutest thing in the whole of forever.

10knotes: benskid: Know where you stand. Wow This post has been...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:25:09 -0400

10knotes:

benskid:

Know where you stand.

Wow

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

That’s rad

thegeekmaster: simplydalektable: lysnk2: heartthrobbstark: i read this interesting fact the...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:20:50 -0400

thegeekmaster:

simplydalektable:

lysnk2:

heartthrobbstark:

i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

DUDE

dulect: westpac: tyriankarkat: ronaldkn0x: dirkstridersbraces: davejade: smilingemoticon: 4/20...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:15:33 -0400

dulect:

westpac:

tyriankarkat:

ronaldkn0x:

dirkstridersbraces:

davejade:

smilingemoticon:

4/20 glaze it

4/20 lays it

4/20 graze it

4/20 praise it

4/20 maize it

4/20 braise it

4/20 raise it

Photo

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:15:06 -0400

10knotes: #101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES The smallest...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 14:08:49 -0400

10knotes:

#101 REASONS TO LOVE ELLEN DEGENERES

The smallest things, the smallest of words can mean so much to the right person. To a lot of people, words can hit the hardest from someone who is your hero and think will never acknowledge you, usually a musician, or an actor. This womans hero was Ellen. I appreciate her for the person she has proven herself to be over the years.

pocketful-of-portraits: Attention 221B Con guests who let this...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 08:40:42 -0400

pocketful-of-portraits:

Attention 221B Con guests who let this strapping lad take their picture in front of a big ol’ fake door:

Most of your images are up on my proofing gallery. To download your free 85% quality picture, simply click on the green arrow above your image.

If you’d like to purchase a print or a higher quality file, look to your right and click on “other” for download options. Ignore the USB option, as these are my usual business presets.

If you have any questions or requests, please feel free to ask. It’s all about you. And your rapid obsessions.

(For those whose images aren’t up, come back in about 10 hours and you shall be satiated.)

grantjolras: safe-behind-bars: enjolrasthechief: notjustapolicebox: Someday I will start quietly...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 09:18:51 -0400

grantjolras:

safe-behind-bars:

enjolrasthechief:

notjustapolicebox:

Someday I will start quietly singing “Do You Hear the People Sing” in the middle of a public place

and if people join me and the singing slowly builds to a rousing anthem that will be the best day of my life

LOOK AT ALL THE NOTES I THINK IM GOING TO GO DO THIS NOW ITS REASSURING.

i tried this in the middle of a chinese grocery store it didn’t work

Charleston, seriously, let’s do this.

FLASH MOB, FRENCH REVOLUTION STYLE!